The police in Largo Police Department, Florida, got a call on Friday about a man smashing a mailbox. When the officers arrived at the home they found a man later identified as William Timothy Anderson Thomas, shirtless, covered in dirt and destroying a home.
Thomas allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff,” according to WFLA.com.
The officers also noticed a flattened trailer tire, a broken window, and that a real estate sign and a garden angel had been destroyed by Thomas.
Police did not say what kind of music he was listening to before the incident.
The 25-year-old self-pleasurer was taken to the Pinellas County Jail. He was charged with burglary and criminal mischief.
He remains behind bars on $7,000 bond.
Source: The Palm Beach Post